A Whooterville Happening

A Whooterville Happening

GOP has turned the 

House on the Hill 

into a house of horror.

This is the place 

where the Top 
GOPS come to prey...
 

Damn, damn, damn 

Without that gavel in my hand, 

I can't rule; can't lead.

They played me... I was such a fool. 

The humiliation, the horror. 

I lost...Now I'm just another 

middle-aged man, 

A nothing. Just another 

Whooterville has been! 

Without the gavel in my hand; 

no one will pay attention to me. 

I'll show them...I'll start a new career! 

I'll show them all; my name shall live forever. 

My name will be lit up in flashing lights. 

I'll start a new career as a drag queen. 

I'll be Miss Liberty Belle. 

I'll be famous. Unforgettable! 

Ugh, I'll have to wear a poofy wig; lipstick, 

makeup, fake eyelashes; fake boobs.

My manly bits will need to be tucked up; 

tight and hidden away, out of sight.

But I won't have to face those 

Clowns from Clownville.

Bye, bye Clownville.  

I went through the hoops for you, 

the biggest clown show in town!

Without Nancy’s gavel in hand 

I can't rule; can't lead. 

Damn, those evil people 

Damn, granny Boe...

Gaetz, and that crazy 

Greene, I thought she 

was my friend.   

Damnit, these platform heels,

hurt my feet.
👠

Miss Liberty Belle ...
it sucks to be you.